bush vs. light bulbs

how many members of Bush's administration does it take to change a light bulb?
none. the light bulb doesn't need to be changed. there are some who would suggest that the light bulb was "burned out." rest assured that those are people who would seek to aid the terrorists, to foster acts of evil against freedom.


did you hear about Bush's plan for social security?
its called influenza.



man i crack myself up.